Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Spooky Relationships: Dating Horror Stories

So I did a stint in online dating toward the end of last year, and it proved to be all too amusing.  And before you judge me, allow me to share a very "spooky" blind date experience that will haunt your love life.

Meet Rusty- a very attractive man.  gorgeous blue eyes, salt and pepper hair, immediate swoon!
He takes me on a lovely Bosco's date, still swooning.  The southern accent is a little thick for my liking, but overall I am interested.  After dinner, he suggests we go iceskating at the zoo.  I shoot this idea down pretty quickly.  I've never ice skated before, and can't afford to break an ankle while i'm in a musical.  So we leave the restaurant and where are we headed?  The freaking zoo, of course! I love a man who listens.  We ice skate for about 15 minutes before I just can't handle it any longer.  Did I mention, he tried to hold my hand!  We make our way to the big lodge for hot chocolate and sit for a talk.  He tells me that he works for a chemical dependency clinic, but that his real passion is paranormal hunting.  Yeah, he said paranormal hunting.  He proceeded to inform me that he was working on finishing his novel.  The premise? A dog posessed by a ghost who wants to be a good dog, but just can't shake the evil spirit. 
 
- CT

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